sometimes I scream like a man
I realized I missed my dog and my immediate impulse was “I should text her” then I remembered she’s a fucking dog
There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop
knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there
ideal relationship: we maintain idle conversation while playing separate video games
Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?
I got shit to do
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read
Let’s pretend my first day of school was great and perfect instead of scary and overwhelming